No, no! Don't amputate the LEFT leg!

I went to the dentist for a new crown. I came out with a...

This entry is a little hard to hear because I was making it as I sat in the dentist's chair, with the nurse only about ten feet away. It sounds like my phone was cutting out a little near the end, too, as I describe how I was talking to the nurse about a cool gecko that I could see outside, through the window; only to find out that I was speaking to no one.